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Here' s The Story: It All Happened At The
Famous Bop Stop, Located In Cleveland Ohio, Where
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Right from the start I was blown away by the concept, so
simple but with amazing results. I had to jump on
my kit right away and try it out. Now a month
later, I'm able to tornado all over every piece of my
set. It's no wonder those jazz guys were still
amazing at 80 years old.
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Listen, the mecca of drummers from all over would come in droves
to this little smoky jazz club in Cleveland. If you thought you had
chops and could play… this was your stomping ground.
Yes, I was one of these drummers that tried to go there and
impress everyone with my flashy chops.
Of course I turned red in the face when I was eaten alive
by these “old school” jazz cats that were well into their late
60’s and 70’s. They’re
playing was as hot as firecrackers and I remember sputtering to my
friends, “How in the heck are those seniors
blazin’ around the kit like that?”
After a couple more
nights up at the bob stop, watching… not playing anymore of course,
I decided to buy this cat named Harry Damas a drink, actually a coke,
and get to the bottom of what he was doing.
Here’s
What I Found Out.
Harry Damas’ secret relied on your arms natural ergonomics to generate a “pop and release” motion that Buddy Rich used night after night with nightmarish consistency. This is the “missing link” that allows you to practice less and guarantees you move around your kit like a tornado. This is NOT the Moeller Technique or French Grip (these methods will never give you that Buddy Rich, tornado-like speed that he was famous for). It is though… the most effective and fastest “secret” to flying around the kit… period.
I
watched the video, and about an hour later I was already
doing some of the things in it. It is an amazing
concept that is so easy and obvious, that it took your
video for me to realize it. I would like to thank
you for putting all these "new" and amazing
concepts out there, for people like me to learn. I
can't find anything like your video's. I can't
wait to see what you have next.
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You’ll never have to spend hours a day trying to build up the
muscles in your fingers or wrists. And best of all… you can double
your speed and be sure that when you’re in your late 70’s you can
still outplay drummer in their 20’s.
But obviously you’re asking…
Why Haven’t I Heard Of This “Secret” Before
For one
simple reason.
Jazz is dying AND… Rock is king.
Today we are bombarded with musicians on MTV, VH1 and the Radio
that have no REAL talent.
And with each passing day… the sticking secrets of these “old
school” jazz cats, including Buddy Rich, are being buried (if you
know what I’m saying) and replaced by young “rock” instructors
who think practicing rudiments everyday FOR HOURS ON END will give you
speed.
This is why…
So
Few, If Any, Drummers Can Blaze Around Their Kits Like Buddy
Rich,
Harry Damas and Other Legendary “Old School” Jazz Cats.
I am very blessed to have personally studied with Harry Damas for over 12 years. And what he revealed to me about blazing around the kit like a tornado will finally give you the chops that scare seasoned drummers away (just like at the Bop Stop). So you gotta check out this exciting package that I put together that reveals everything I privately learned from the master himself.
If it were
up to me, I'd tell you to sell this idea to a select,
and I mean a very select few people. I feel like
now I can reach speeds with complete control that was
not possible for me before. Thanks for letting me
in on this secret.
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Here’s the deal: You
don’t need to be good already, you don’t have to play
traditional (both match grip and tradition grip work) and you don’t
need to spend hours, days or months conditioning and reconditioning your
hands. You can be weak,
deaf, blind as a bat and totally uncoordinated… and STILL learn the
secret to tornado chops™ that will earn you INSTANT RESPECT anywhere
you go. Guaranteed.
You’ve
Never Seen This Kind Of Speed Before Or
Heard These Kind Of Ear Pleasing Melodies Around The Kit!
Make
no mistake – this is totally unique stuff that needs to be released to
drummers of our time (in a very… and I mean very
limited quantity of course).
You’ll learn:
The
extremely powerful Pop and Release action.
It’s NOT Moeller or French Grip.
It’s the motion used by “old school” jazz cats to
tornado around the kit.
Your speed will ignite faster than a spark plug…
starting tonight.
The
3000 year old secret from Egypt these jazz cats figured out
that causes the velocity of your sticks to triple.
Why
this “secret” is the fastest way to unleash your true potential.
It’s so simple to learn and extremely powerful.
You’ll get it down in ONE evening.
How
to rocket around your toms like a high velocity tornado, even if
your clumsy, slow, out of shape, deaf or have arthritis.
No more muscling it, or sweating buckets, or torquing your
body to get to the low tom.
How
to instantly turn your hands into little “whirlwinds” capable of
playing more notes with less strokes.
Why every drummer today over-EXTENDS their limbs and wastes motion. See how these jazz cats stayed locked into their own bodies magical 12” egg shaped pattern. Fully explained
Linear vs Circular motion – which one to use on each specific tom and why
6”, 9” and 12” circles of velocity – going from snare to tom to cymbals and back again without a drop of sweat. The real reason why these legendary jazz cats were so fast.
The right way to set up your drums that 98.9% of drummers always get wrong.
Find out why Buddy Rich was so freakin’ fast? Yes he had great fingers and wrists but there’s one “missing link” that you’ve never been told… until now.
How a Hawaiian street brawlers “speed hitting” discovery proves that this part of your arm is the “key” to moving around the toms so fast. Proof: He can hit a guy 17 times in a second and drummers have used this discovery to hit 6 ascending and descending toms, 29 times in a second. Holy smokes.
The exact time to practice that will not only increase your speed around the kit but add more creativity to your playing. The legends always did it this way yet it’s totally opposite of what you have ever been told
The Bermuda Triangle Concept… you’ll need your ruler for this one. Reveals the 3 positions your toms should at that no one has talked about before… Hint: these positions follow your own “meridian” lines and guarantees smooth sailing around your kit.
The “Imploding Principle” that made these “jazz cats such legends.
A little known seating position that will have in perfect alignment with your set.
A little known secret of how wearing sunglasses can increase your speed.
The 3 “old school” sticking patterns – never explained like this. They allow you to stop practicing while you’ll still fly around the toms. You could literally go on a one year vacation, come back and still move around the kit like a tornado.
How to use this one common house-hold item to be able to tornado around your lit in one evening
7 incredible solo’s to drive your drum instructor completely insane while looking like it’s a walk in the park
When I went downstairs and sat behind my kit and tried
it, it enlightened me... I realized that I'd seen
drummers doing exactly what you're doing in solos, and I
always asked myself "How could they possible doing
all that?" What you've shown has made me
believe that with some practice, I could be doing what
I've seen Buddy Rich and Dennis Chambers doing.
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Why chewing gum makes you faster. It’s a proven fact that drummers bite down on their teeth when playing. This puts tension throughout the whole upper torso causing it to squeeze the brakes on your arms. So simply chew gum to relax your jaw so your limbs can build up speed as they coast around the kit.
The only style of music you should listen to build up your “tornado chops” Hint: It’s not jazz or rock music. It’s actually a strange type of music that will almost make you cry.
Did you know there are 3 specific positions your elbows must be in relation to each tom… this is one of the most “jealously guarded speed secrets” professional drummer refuse to tell anyone. Fully Diagramed and Explained for the first time on VIDEO. You gotta see this
What these Old School jazz cats called the “Bomb Shell”. It was used to finish off solos with standing ovations. Use it the next time you play out and see what happens.
You’ll gain a new enthusiasm for playing you never thought you’d see.
The thumb… you can really gain more velocity by moving it to this position on the stick. Hint. It turns your thumb into an “afterburner” that allows you to increase volume and speed with no extra effort.
The 3 deadly sins most drummers make. There’s one sin for each tom.
The most ergonomic way to move around the toms… guaranteed.
And lots more. You really do have to see this for yourself.
BUT there’s a catch. This
is NOT a video on just plain single strokes.
Wait… let me put it this way… if you’re a drummer that’s
obsessed with single strokes and strange exotic – impossible to learn
sticking patterns… then this isn’t for you.
BUT if you want SPEED DEFYING HANDS to rocket around your
kit like a tornado… AND play like no one has ever heard before, (except
listening to Buddy Rich, Harry Damas, or these other old school jazz
cats) then you need to order the Tornado Chops™ system today.
Listen…
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Dear Joe, This tornado chops video is OUTSTANDING! For starters the imploding principle answered a lot of questions. It is much simpler and it is easy to learn, much better than those crazy sticking pattern books that do nothing but confuse you. Centering with a ruler 12 inch rule, another good point, tried it, liked it and makes for more effortless drumming. The stick just flies from tom to snare. Triangle or V method is great it keeps the drumming together. And you cook on the kit. The elbow method RULES! It helps build momentum and speed. The circles is much better than the piston. My band mates are so amazed at my playing, they come over and shake my hand. The bass player in the band said to me, “You kick awesome butt man!” Drumming is fun to start off with. It is really fun with your methods. I am hooked on this stuff. My favorite drummers are Gene Krupa, Buddy Rich, and John Bonham. Now I know how they did it. It is a cool thing to see how these jazz cats discovered these techniques. I enjoyed your tornado chops package.
I also liked what you did with the thumb and
wrists, incorporating them as well. Keep it up
brother.
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Still Not Convinced - Then Click Here |
This is what I’ve arranged for you.
The Tornado Chops System consists of 2 CD’s, Manual and the Amazing
Tornado Chops™ Video. It is all packaged together, and since you could only get
this information from an old “alive” jazz cat like Harry Damas, I
should charge over $300 for this package.
That’s a low ball park figure in what it would cost you in
private lesson fees (not including airfare, lodging and the fact that
Harry is semi-retired from teaching) to get a hold of this information.
But you won’t have to pay that. In fact there’s going to be a lot of big name drummers that
will be mad at me releasing this “all secrets revealed” Tornado
Chops™ package, because it instantly puts you in the same class as them,
for less than the cost of 2 private lessons.
Only $97 bucks plus s&h.
But you don’t risk a penny, because you also get a
special…
You can take a whole 3 MONTHS to “test drive” this
material. If you decide
it’s not for you – for any reason whatsoever – just return the video
and one CD (in any condition) and I’ll immediately send you a full
refund.
No questions asked.
But… I want you to KEEP one of the CD’s. As my gift to you. And… you can choose WHICH CD you keep.
Your Choice!
I’ve kept this legendary and spectacular jazz cats secret, I
learned from Harry Damas, to myself for years… using it in clinics to
have drummers mouths just drop when I tornado around the kit.
I’ve never made such a generous offer like this before.
You CAN’T FIND this information anywhere else.
Unless you studied from him or one of these “old school”
jazz cats
before they died.
So what I’m saying is that this is something that any serious
drummer would give an arm and a leg to possess… and you get to keep one
CD, FREE, no matter what.
Choose
One Of These Three Now
1) Click Here to order right now with our Secure Server. Remember: If you're not thrilled with my Tornado Chops lessons, just send it back within 3 months, and keep one CD -- that's a guaranteed gain no matter what you decide!
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3) Office phones are answered live only T-Th pacific time. 1-800-405-0348. It's just me and my lonely assistant Ed. So if you get the answer machine I'm either teaching or Ed's probably rushing to the post office making sure these packages get out right away. So please leave a message and one of us will call you back
Just hurry, all right?
Sincerely

PS. As drummers get older, 85% of their solo’s are on the
snare… because… they don’t have the energy or stamina to solo around
the tom. Next time
you watch any drummer over 50 you’ll see what I mean.
But with this secret, you’ll see how these geriatric “old
school cats,” who even had arthritis, flew around their toms like a
banshee tornado. It’s a
concept that baffles most drummers… until they understand the secret.
Order today.
PSS. If you look at the testimonials from drummers who were smart enough to take a chance and order you’ll see they’re telling me to keep this a secret. They want me to really put a limit on how many Tornado Chops™ packages I release into the public. Maybe I will. But for now, you have a real chance to get the violent speed around the kit that lets drummers know you’ve arrived. Order today.